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American Voices

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Student-Loan Interest Cut

The House of Representatives voted to cut interest rates on certain student loans last week. What do you think?

Young Woman

Georgia Cummings,
Systems Analyst
"But the only excitement I have in my life is the cat-and-mouse game I play with my student loan officer."

Black Man

Jeffrey Cain,
Referee
"I can't wait to tell my loan officer that I'll be paying back my loan two weeks earlier than my previously stated goal date of never."

Young Man

Robert Loehman,
Body Piercer
"As this will inevitably entice many to purchase more education than they can afford, please let me know when I can buy one of those fancy educated brains at foreclosure."

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