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Thursday, February 15, 2007

ESP Lab Closing

A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you think?

Asian Man

Matt Sharma,
Motorcycle Mechanic
"Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!"

Old Man

Bradley Terwilliger,
Gardener
"This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research."

Old Woman

Nina Parks,
Bartender
"This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense."

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