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Thursday, April 26, 2007

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Oregon Governor On Food Stamps

Gov. Ted Kulongoski of Oregon is living on a budget of a week's worth of food stamps for the state's Hunger Awareness Week. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jarred Georgeson,
Tavern Owner
"Hopefully someone tipped him off to that deli in Portland that will totally let you use them to buy forties and scratch-offs."

Young Man

Darren Butler,
Crop Duster
"Sounds wonderful! According to my pioneering guide, there is more than enough food in Oregon for the worthy adventurer, from plentiful beavers to succulent ducks!

Old Woman

Kristen Stewart,
Focus Puller
"I'd hate to be an Oregonian when it's Transvestite Awareness Week."

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