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Friday, April 27, 2007

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Pentacle Allowed On Veterans' Tombstones

The Department of Veteran Affairs will allow Wiccan symbols to appear on gravestones of veterans who practiced the faith. What do you think?

Old Woman

Betty Lawton,
Tanner
"As long as they don't allow Stevie Nicks to sing at the funeral, I'm fine with it."

Black Man

Domingo Schultz,
Carpenter
"Dear God, who's next–Mormons?"

Young Man

Werner Hansen,
Systems Analyst
"Back up just a second: The Wiccans have guns?"

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