The Onion

Friday, March 28, 2008

90210 Being Remade

Nineties teen soap opera Beverly Hills 90210 is being remade with a whole new cast of characters. What do you think?

Young Woman

Allie Modell,
Systems Analyst
"A remake of 90210? They stole my idea!"

Young Man

Austin Robinson,
Security Screener
"I heard they had to get all the information about the original 90210 from the last surviving cast member."

Black Man

Matt Heller,
Bouncer
"If today's youth lacks anything, it's cable TV shows that provide a window into the lives of overprivileged Beverly Hills trust-fund kids."

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