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• Columbian Bio-Engineers Create Gun-And-Drugs Tree

  Tuesday, October 14, 2008

• Michelle Obama All That Stands Between Love-Struck Media, Barack Obama

  Monday, October 13, 2008

• U.S. Navy Will Now Refer To Left And Right As 'Thunk' And 'Moosh-Baroo'

  Sunday, October 12, 2008

• Infomercial Makes Leap To Big Screen

  Saturday, October 11, 2008

• Special Report: The Great Onion Schism Of 1783

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Special Report: Top Entertainers Of 1783

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Special Report: The Fabrics Of 1783

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Special Report: How The Onion Was Printed In 1783

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Special Report: Adultery And Crime In 1783

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Unknown Gunman In Hardee's Parking Lot On Verge Of International Fame

  Sunday, October 05, 2008

• Hard Times Hit Springsteenville

  Saturday, October 04, 2008

• Bush Goes Blonde For Remainder Of Presidency

  Friday, October 03, 2008

• Richard Branson Purchases Remainder Of North Pole

  Thursday, October 02, 2008

• Lobbyist Gets Candy On Food Pyramid

  Wednesday, October 01, 2008

• Everything Midas CEO Touches Turns To Mufflers

  Tuesday, September 30, 2008

• Police Ferret Curled Up On Evidence

  Monday, September 29, 2008

• Vast Array Of Lip Balm Options Paralyzes Area Shopper

  Sunday, September 28, 2008

• Nation In Love With Girl From Record Store

  Saturday, September 27, 2008

• McCain Puts Father-Son Junkyard Business Into Blind Trust

  Friday, September 26, 2008

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