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• Challenging New Iraq War Video Game Will Take 14 Years To Play

  Thursday, August 28, 2008

• New Flavored Fork Adds Taste Of Ham To Every Meal

  Wednesday, August 27, 2008

• Hundreds Of Musicians Removed From Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame For Drug Use

  Tuesday, August 26, 2008

• McCain Unveils Plan For National Soup Pipeline

  Monday, August 25, 2008

• Dutch Anti-Defamation League Closes

  Sunday, August 24, 2008

• Absent-Minded Professor Says Cure For Cancer 'Around Here Somewhere'

  Saturday, August 23, 2008

• North Korean Olympic Team Forced To Share Single, Grey Jumpsuit

  Friday, August 22, 2008

• Executive's Child Makes Unsolicited Bid For Affection

  Thursday, August 21, 2008

• China Bans Release Of Carbon Dioxide By Citizens

  Wednesday, August 20, 2008

• Psychological Evaluation Eaten

  Tuesday, August 19, 2008

• Punch On Nose Fails To Ward Off Loan Shark Attack

  Monday, August 18, 2008

• Sharper Image Vows 'We Will Be Undersold'

  Sunday, August 17, 2008

• Study: Watching Under Four Hours Of TV Impairs Ability To Mock Pop Culture

  Saturday, August 16, 2008

• 1992 Belly Tattoo Stretched To Breaking Point

  Friday, August 15, 2008

• Republican Enjoys Paying Huge Health Insurance Premiums

  Thursday, August 14, 2008

• Portuguese Explorer Discovers New Passage To China

  Wednesday, August 13, 2008

• Stalker Spaces On Why He's In Sandra Oh's Garage

  Tuesday, August 12, 2008

• Voice Actor Gets First Nude Scene

  Monday, August 11, 2008

• FBI: Six Dead Not Really 'Mass' Murder

  Sunday, August 10, 2008

• Man Hoping To Accidentally See Roommate's Girlfriend Naked

  Saturday, August 09, 2008

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