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New 'Gatorade Slow' Targets Lazy Demographic
Friday, September 05, 2008
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Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Signs Up To Endorse Pool Noodles
Thursday, September 04, 2008
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New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
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Brendan's Brother Reports 'Brendan Is So Dead'
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
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McDonald's To Post Warning Labels On Individual Fries
Monday, September 01, 2008
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Elderly Man Wages War On Area Pharmacy
Sunday, August 31, 2008
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God's Gift To Women Returned
Saturday, August 30, 2008
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Area Man Always Picked Last For Employment
Friday, August 29, 2008
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Challenging New Iraq War Video Game Will Take 14 Years To Play
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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New Flavored Fork Adds Taste Of Ham To Every Meal
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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Hundreds Of Musicians Removed From Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame For Drug Use
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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McCain Unveils Plan For National Soup Pipeline
Monday, August 25, 2008
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Dutch Anti-Defamation League Closes
Sunday, August 24, 2008
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Absent-Minded Professor Says Cure For Cancer 'Around Here Somewhere'
Saturday, August 23, 2008
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North Korean Olympic Team Forced To Share Single, Grey Jumpsuit
Friday, August 22, 2008
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Executive's Child Makes Unsolicited Bid For Affection
Thursday, August 21, 2008
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China Bans Release Of Carbon Dioxide By Citizens
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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Psychological Evaluation Eaten
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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Punch On Nose Fails To Ward Off Loan Shark Attack
Monday, August 18, 2008
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Sharper Image Vows 'We Will Be Undersold'
Sunday, August 17, 2008
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