Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader
Elections Ruined:
1

Campaign Style:
Saying what we're all sick of thinking

Strengths:
Consumer advocacy

Best Muppet Impression:
Sam the Eagle

Reason For Running:
Wants to strengthen the viability of fifth, possibly sixth, party politics

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Advocates a plan where everyone is covered under a single payer, then mumbles how this is possible.
  • Iraq War
    "[approximately 125,000 words omitted]...am against it."
  • Abortion
    Probably caused more than a few with his precious seat belts.
  • Immigration
    "I believe that an illegal immigrant should have your job, you should have your boss's job, and so on until I become president."
  • Economy
    "Eh, let's worry about that kind of stuff later."
  • Climate
    Wouldn't change a thing.
  • Pakistaniran
    Position being drafted.


Nov 22, 2009