Cynthia McKinney

Cynthia McKinney
Cynthia McKinney
Odds Of Winning:
Sharptonian

Biggest Political Challenge:
Country not ready for black president

Number Of Documentary Cameos:
23

Most Awkward Blind Date:
Michael Chertoff

Biggest Obstacle:
Security checkpoints

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    "You should try something with aloe in it."
  • Iraq War
    Would immediately pull all troops out of Iraq, disband the Department of Defense, and convert the Pentagon into a carbon-neutral hospital for dogs.
  • Abortion
    Loves it!
  • Immigration
    Promises to enact an exchange system in which, for every immigrant granted U.S. citizenship, a white American gets to leave.
  • Economy
    Plans to triple the number of "Do you have a moment for the environment?" jobs by 2010.
  • Climate
    Only thing she thinks about ever, and she does so constantly.
  • Pakistaniran
    Would heal rifts caused by the Bush administration by immediately rebranding the "Axis of Evil" as the "Axis of Friends We Haven't Met Yet."


Nov 22, 2009