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DNC Coverage: A Not-So-Conventional Eatery
POSTED BY: Kelly, Onion Editorial Cartoonist
Aug 25, 2008, 9:31 pm
Look at this — the CNN network owns it's own building right here in Denver!
Some executive is getting a pat on the back for making that real estate decision. It's right across from the convention center! It also happens to be a restaurant — the CNN Grill! I'll bet they make a killing during this convention. The crowds will "eat it up"!
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