Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Largest Budget Allocation:
The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:
1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:
1

General Political Philosophy:
Chestnut brown with amber highlights

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
  • Iraq War
    Just wants to give son the chance to shoot something smaller and more Muslim than the usual moose around their property.
  • Abortion
    Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.
  • Immigration
    Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
  • Economy
    "If running the U.S. economy is anything like running Alaska's, things will be fine once we reduce the number of caribou in the streets."
  • Climate
    Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
  • Pakistaniran
    Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.


Jul 02, 2009