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POSTED BY: Kelly, Onion Editorial Cartoonist
Sep 05, 2008, 2:57 pm
Boy, there are a lot of people outside the convention today. It's almost like they're having a convention of people who didn't get into the convention!
But just look at this on your left.
Now that is one "Patriotic Pooch!" I've never seen a dog like this one, but I'll bet dollars to donuts he was "Born In The USA!"
Too bad the young man who owns that Colorful Canine isn't running for President himself on the "Third Party" ticket. With a "Running Mate" this adorable I might just have to pull the lever for this adorable duo!
I thought about asking the fellow if he had Political Aspirations but I was afraid I might be "Barking Up The Wrong Tree" so I decided to "Put a Leash" on it!
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