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POSTED BY: Kelly, Onion Editorial Cartoonist
Sep 05, 2008, 3:12 pm
The crowd has grown significantly larger, and rather rambunctious.
There's a lot of hollering going on and I can't make heads nor tails of it. Don't these people know the Republicans Convention is going on nearby? Whatever happened to RESPECT? I may be a Third Party member now but even I have some regard for the sanctity of the Grand Old People in the X-Cel Center.
At last!
If you look in this photo you'll see what this voter wants to hear: the Golden Arches! TV experts often talk about "Red Meat" during the speeches at the Cons. I say "hold the speeches, hold the lettuce!" Time for a "Burger Break"—if I can make it through this crowd, that is.
It's true what they say: I'm Lovin' It!
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