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American Voices

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Jewish Voters Push-Polled

Jewish voters in two states have reported they were asked leading questions during a phone survey intended to discredit Barack Obama and sway their opinion. What do you think?

Asian Man

Ryan Keegan,
Machinist
"And right in the middle of Elul, too, when Jews are at their most suggestible."

Old Man

Ron Gust,
Housekeeper
"I'm more concerned by the implication that Republicans carry around a list of Jews."

Old Woman

Amy Powell,
Human Resources Manager
"I always forget: What are the two states that have Jews again?"

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