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Kendra has poured coffee for every major presidential candidate of the last 16 years, except Barack Obama and John McCain, who apparently couldn't be bothered. Read her posts from the beginning, or return to the main blog.
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POSTED BY: Kendra Davidson, Owner of The Davidson Family Restaurant in Cedar Rapids, IA
Sep 25, 2008, 5:11 pm
Oh my God! McCain, Obama and Bush all in the same room talking about the bailout! Why did no one tell me this was going to happen? I would've driven the Davidson's catering truck through the night to Washington! They would have loved my roast beef sandwich on kaiser roll with au jus dip! I would have called it "the Bailout Special!" Seriously, why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this was going on!?
God-Fucking-Dammit.
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