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McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun Fri, Jul 03 2009 -
Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous' Thu, Jul 02 2009 -
Nation Fills Up On Bread Wed, Jul 01 2009 -
85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten Tue, Jun 30 2009 -
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Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right Sun, Jun 28 2009 -
Temp Puts Extensive Knowledge Of Alphabet To Good Use Sat, Jun 27 2009 -
Company's Sexual-Harrassment Policy Targets One Employee Fri, Jun 26 2009 -
American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot Thu, Jun 25 2009 -
Local Welder Suffering From Welder's Block Wed, Jun 24 2009
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Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park Wed, May 24 2006 -
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Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Tue, May 22 2007 -
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Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again Tue, Feb 13 2007 -
Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window Thu, Oct 04 2007 -
Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Tue, May 22 2007
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New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans Sat, May 12 2007 -
Area Bassist Fellated Sat, May 12 2007 -
Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong Sat, May 12 2007 -
Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease Sat, May 12 2007 -
Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass Tue, Dec 18 2007
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Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night Fri, Mar 30 2007 -
Family Dog Barking At Evil Fri, Mar 30 2007 -
Dog Experiences Best Day Of Life For 400th Consecutive Day Sat, May 26 2007 -
Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog Wed, Mar 01 2006 -
Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog Tue, Oct 10 2006 -
Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark Thu, Dec 13 2007 -
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster Fri, Mar 30 2007
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