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Pip was orphaned at age three when his parents died of cholera. He resides at the Bethnal Green Workhouse in London, and is ever so excited for this year's election in America. See his posts from the beginning, or return to the main blog.
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Begging Your Pardon, Chaps, No Blog Today
POSTED BY: Pip Dawkins, 19th Century Street Urchin
Oct 03, 2008, 8:37 am
I've gone and eaten me very last piece of paper to stop the rumblings in me gullet, so I'm afraid I've nothin' what to write about the economic bailout on. 'ad only this tiny scrap of paper in me pocket. If it wouldn't be too much trouble returning it, please. It's the only photo I 'ave left of me brother.
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