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American Voices

Monday, November 30, 2009

Cameron Distributing Darwin

Actor Kirk Cameron, best known for his work on the television program Growing Pains, is touring college campuses to hand out copies of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species that contain a 50-page critique by Cameron himself. What do you think?

Young Man

Damon Roslie,
Systems Analyst
"I've seen the commentary, and it's simply not on the level of, say, Eve Plumb's introduction to Rousseau's Emile."

Old Woman

Julie Parypa,
Jacket Changer
"I bet Charles Darwin is lying still in his grave, because he is dead."

Old Man

Joseph Lind,
Retail Manager
"This sounds like a really juicy scheme, but you just know his dunderheaded friend Boner is going to completely ruin it somehow, most likely with hilarious results."

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