• 1 ET Alien

    Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. (2:45)

  • 2 Peta Protest

    Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women (2:10)

  • 3 200 Kidneys

    Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital (1:11)

  • 4 Gay Horse

    First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday (2:50)

  • 5 Gas Explosion

    Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline (2:25)

  • 6 Ex-Pedophile

    Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive (2:07)

  • 7 BULLSHIT

    Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters (2:21)

  • 8 Sony Fuck

    Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work (2:22)

  • 9 Teen Smoking

    New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' (2:36)

  • 10 Baby Orb

    New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free (2:57)

  • 11 Preemptive Clinton

    U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan (2:20)

  • 12 Age Progression

    Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now (2:49)