• 1 Drunk Worm

    Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk (2:19)

  • 2 RTD

    Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season (2:40)

  • 3 Retroactive Immunity

    Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night (1:38)

  • 4 Cat Love

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  • 5 Biden Hennessy

    Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads (1:44)

  • 6 Congo Stimulus

    Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen (1:16)

  • 7 Lost Friendster

    Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization (2:24)

  • 8 Lost Fans

    Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever (2:41)

  • 9 Sex With Wife

    Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her (2:52)

  • 10 Obama Teleprompter

    Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner (2:31)

  • 11 Modern Warfare

    Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks (2:42)

  • 12 ET Alien

    Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. (2:45)

  • 13 Childrens Book

    Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series (2:15)

  • 14 Abortion Law

    New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion (2:02)

  • 15 Zombie Reagan

    Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP (2:05)

  • 16 Stoked

    Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked (2:37)

  • 17 Lil Wayne

    DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico (1:45)

  • 18 Slut Spill

    VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill (2:05)