• 1 Obama Teleprompter

    Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner (2:31)

  • 2 Shitty Ford

    Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus (1:36)

  • 3 Modern Warfare

    Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks (2:42)

  • 4 ET Alien

    Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. (2:45)

  • 5 Roof Collapse

    Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game (2:13)

  • 6 Preemptive Clinton

    U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan (2:20)

  • 7 Bad Boy Fencer

    Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist (2:42)

  • 8 Biden Sneeze

    Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting (2:25)

  • 9 Daddys Gun

    Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar (2:18)

  • 10 Stalker Reporter

    Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows (1:55)

  • 11 Glenn Beck

    Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck (1:43)

  • 12 Obama Family

    Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans (2:17)

  • 13 Obama Wildfires

    Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire (2:38)

  • 14 Nouveau Poor

    Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor (2:34)

  • 15 Bat Loose

    BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS (3:04)

  • 16 Masculine Costumes

    How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son (2:43)

  • 17 Sexual Arson

    Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act (2:56)

  • 18 Teen Smoking

    New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' (2:36)