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Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk (2:19)

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Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season (2:40)

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Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night (1:38)

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How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat (2:51)

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Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads (1:44)

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Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen (1:16)

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Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization (2:24)

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Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever (2:41)

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Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her (2:52)

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Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner (2:31)

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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks (2:42)

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Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. (2:45)

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Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series (2:15)

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New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion (2:02)

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Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP (2:05)

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Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked (2:37)

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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico (1:45)

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VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill (2:05)