• 1 Shitty Ford

    Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus (1:36)

  • 2 Bat Loose

    BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS (3:04)

  • 3 Plastic Surgery

    Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S. (1:51)

  • 4 Fish Sandwich

    Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor (2:46)

  • 5 Kid In Committee

    Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing (2:12)

  • 6 Money Recall

    Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All U.S. Dollars (1:42)

  • 7 Son In Iraq

    Congressman’s War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed (2:09)

  • 8 Preemptive Apology

    Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair (2:17)

  • 9 Inauguration Dance

    Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony (2:21)

  • 10 Disaster President

    President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule (2:37)

  • 11 USDA Takes

    USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing (2:55)

  • 12 Nonsense

    Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question (2:15)

  • 13 Fat Astronaut

    Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space's Effects On Fat People (2:05)

  • 14 DEA NAME

    Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative (2:39)

  • 15 Internment Camps

    U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment Camp (1:42)

  • 16 Helium

    Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak (2:13)

  • 17 Catchphrase

    Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase (2:39)

  • 18 Pot Pies

    Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall (2:11)

  • 19 Press Secretary

    White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive (2:19)

  • 20 Chips and Salsa

    Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War (2:38)

  • 21 Clean up

    Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members (1:57)

  • 22 PAY RAISE

    Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill (2:39)

  • 23 SCHOOL COMPUTERS

    Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online (2:08)

  • 24 CLASSIFIED

    Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) (1:46)

  • 25 LAF KEYTIME

    National Lost And Found: Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands? (2:04)

  • 26 U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair

    Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007 (2:40)

  • 27 LADIES NIGHT OUT

    Live From Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out (1:22)

  • 28 LAF BOOK

    U.S. Department Of Lost And Found: We Found Your Flip Flop (1:37)

  • 29 HOBO MURDER

    Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo (1:50)

  • 30 Lost and Found

    U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and Sweaters (2:07)