Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor (2:46)
Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing (2:12)
Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars (1:42)
Congressman’s War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed (2:09)
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair (2:17)
Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony (2:21)
President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule (2:37)
USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing (2:55)
Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question (2:15)
Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space's Effects On Fat People (2:05)
Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative (2:39)
U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment Camp (1:42)
Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak (2:13)
White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive (2:19)
Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War (2:38)
Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members (1:57)
Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill (2:39)
Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online (2:08)
Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) (1:46)
National Lost And Found: Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands? (2:04)
Live From Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out (1:22)
U.S. Department Of Lost And Found: We Found Your Flip Flop (1:37)
Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo (1:50)
U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and Sweaters (2:07)