• 1 Helium

    Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak (2:13)

  • 2 Catchphrase

    Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase (2:39)

  • 3 Pot Pies

    Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall (2:11)

  • 4 Press Secretary

    White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive (2:19)

  • 5 Chips and Salsa

    Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War (2:38)

  • 6 Clean up

    Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members (1:57)

  • 7 PAY RAISE

    Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill (2:39)

  • 8 SCHOOL COMPUTERS

    Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online (2:08)

  • 9 CLASSIFIED

    Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) (1:46)

  • 10 LAF KEYTIME

    National Lost And Found: Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands? (2:04)

  • 11 U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair

    Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007 (2:40)

  • 12 LADIES NIGHT OUT

    Live From Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out (1:22)

  • 13 LAF BOOK

    U.S. Department Of Lost And Found: We Found Your Flip Flop (1:37)

  • 14 HOBO MURDER

    Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo (1:50)

  • 15 Lost and Found

    U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and Sweaters (2:07)