Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are (2:39)
Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience (2:50)
Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’ (1:55)
John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight (2:30)
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Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State (2:58)
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Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas (2:17)
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