• 1 McCain

    McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists (1:31)

  • 2 Diebold

    Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early (2:43)

  • 3 Mysterious Traveler

    Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future (1:41)

  • 4 Fat Vote

    As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote (1:18)

  • 5 Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance

    Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance (2:17)

  • 6 BULLSHIT

    Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters (2:21)

  • 7 BARFIGHT

    Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With (2:26)

  • 8 IDGITS

    In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote (2:25)