• 1 Nothing To Talk About

    Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are (2:39)

  • 2 Voting Machine

    Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President (3:06)

  • 3 Obama Internship

    Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience (2:50)

  • 4 CIndy McCain Humans

    Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’ (1:55)

  • 5 Abandoned McCain

    John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight (2:30)

  • 6 HBO Debate

    Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate? (2:06)

  • 7 Bake Sale

    Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad (2:32)

  • 8 Swing State

    Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State (2:58)

  • 9 Constructive Criticism

    Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain (2:49)

  • 10 Beer Heiress

    McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress' (1:52)

  • 11 Obama Shitty Jobs

    Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas (2:17)

  • 12 Grizzled McCain

    Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain (2:19)