This Week

I Wasn't Going To Buy This House Until I Saw The Realtor's Headshot On The Sign

Sam Cone

03.16.10

Buying a house is one of the biggest decisions a person can make, so when I set out to purchase my first home, I didn't take the matter lightly....

I Didn't Spend 6 Weeks In A Medical License Reinstatement Ethics Class To Have You Call Me 'Mister'

Dr. Trent Berstyn

03.11.10

It's tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the education and training medical professionals go through,...

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Recent Opinions

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  Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype?

  By Beepo the Dolphin
  03.09.10

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  I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars!

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  My Constituents Care Way More About Political Gamesmanship Than Jobs, Health Care, And The Economy

  By House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH)
  03.02.10

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  If Only I'd Listened To Virtually Anyone

  By Simone Reed
  02.25.10

Corrections

On Tuesday, The Onion reported that no one was injured when fire was set to the I Luv Wigs! store. In fact, the alien wearing the purple curly one was burned to the ground. The Onion regrets the error and the loss of such a weird mannequin.

Letters To The Editor

Dear The Onion,

I missed the first 30 years of Garfield. Would you mind summarizing? Thanks.

Sarah Weatherly, Lincoln, NE