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Onion First Edition

In late 1783, change was sweeping the Western world. The Revolutionary War had drawn to a close, the Treaty of Paris had been signed, Mozart's Great Mass was performed for the first time, and, with the Montgolfier brothers' balloon, mankind was poised on the threshold of flight. And only one newspaper, H. Ulysses Zweibel's The Onion, had the courage to stand against it all. Here, for the first time ever, is a reprint edition of The Onion's October 6, 1783 issue.

Zwiebel Letter 3

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  •  Rules Grammar Change

  •  Doyle Redland Says Goodbye

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    Mon-day. Belonging to M. SEXTON, Dottie. Tues-day. Belonging to A. BROWNE, Sour Mash. Belonging to F. WESTON, Corporal Thiſtleweed. Belonging to P....read more

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