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Kung Fudge! We Lost Another Great Actor!

06.18.09

Item! It always breaks my heart to be the one to deliver news like this, but Kung Fu and Shane: The Series star and...

Point

Duh…I'm Stupid!

by Rick Mahoney

Counterpoint

No! That's Not Me!

by The Actual Rick Mahoney

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Corrections

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