PERIL ISLAND—Hugo von Urwitz found his theory about the most cunning and challenging quarry to be flawed when, in the first night, eight humans died of exposure. more»
TACOMA, WA—Michael Renfro, a 68-year-old retired CPA with an apple hovering in front of his face, announced Monday that he has filed a $15... …more »
BROOKINGS, SD—Local 11-year-old Dylan Adams entered the stage in childhood development Wednesday in which a boy feels the uncontrollable... …more »
WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the... …more »
AUSTIN, TX—Whether he's making his approval known during sporting events and rock concerts, or simply in a situation that requires him to... …more »
[media:64749]SCOTTSVILLE, NY—Unfamiliar with the menu at local restaurant Scully's and faced with the decision of what to order for lunch,... …more »
HIAWATHA, IA—After a failed attempt to surprise his family with a chili dinner Friday, Frank Hayden, 38, was given 16 points for trying by... …more »
ORLANDO, FL—After spending six years overseas as a covert operations specialist, Joe Jacobs slipped silently back into his family unit... …more »
BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from... …more »
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