Obama Announces Plans To Run For McCain's Senate Seat In 2010 06.16.09

PHOENIX—"Together, we can meet the challenges we face. Together, we can send a message to Washington, and together, we can beat John McCain," said President Obama. more»

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New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry 06.17.09

CONCORD, NH—Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it... …more »
Machiavellian White House Groundskeeper Gaining Influence Among West Wing Staff 06.12.09

WASHINGTON—In one of the most startling horticultural power plays to strike the executive branch in years, conniving groundskeeper Irv... …more »
Michelle Obama's Arms Meet With Sri Lankan Refugees 06.09.09

VAVUNIYA, SRI LANKA—Refugees said they were awed by the dignity and grace of the limbs, lauding the lack of "bat-wing fat" that plagues so many middle-aged arms. …more »
Abortion Doctor's Murder Sparks Waves Of Calm, Rational Discussion 06.05.09

WICHITA, KS—The cold-blooded murder of late-term abortion doctor George Tiller, 67, who was gunned down last week by a pro-life activist... …more »
Presidential Radio Address Pledge Drive In Its Final Day 06.05.09

WASHINGTON—Host President Obama and special guest Ed Begley, Jr. hunkered down in the Oval Office with a phone bank full of Cabinet member... …more »
FBI: Terrorist Attack On Golden Gate Bridge May Have Been Green-Screened 06.02.09

WASHINGTON—Sources said federal authorities revisited video of the tragic events of May 16 after a field agent noticed a bright, greenish hue running along the outline of the bridge. …more »
20 Million Americans Without Health Care Attend Painful, Labored March On Washington 06.02.09

WASHINGTON—With Congress once again turning its attention to health care reform, millions of uninsured Americans made their hoarse and... …more »
Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas' 05.29.09

WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change"... …more »