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Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous' Thu, Jul 02 2009 -
Nation Fills Up On Bread Wed, Jul 01 2009 -
85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten Tue, Jun 30 2009 -
Whaler Sandwich Not Sitting Too Good With Area Man Mon, Jun 29 2009 -
Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right Sun, Jun 28 2009 -
Temp Puts Extensive Knowledge Of Alphabet To Good Use Sat, Jun 27 2009 -
Company's Sexual-Harrassment Policy Targets One Employee Fri, Jun 26 2009 -
American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot Thu, Jun 25 2009 -
Local Welder Suffering From Welder's Block Wed, Jun 24 2009 -
Area Man Busts His Ass All Day, And For What? Tue, Jun 23 2009
Featured Editor's Playlists
Add special collections of Onion Radio News to your playlist that have been hand-selected by the editors.
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Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park Wed, May 24 2006 -
Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster Sun, Jun 03 2007 -
Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion Sat, Oct 13 2007 -
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Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game Mon, Oct 30 2006 -
New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity Sat, Dec 02 2006 -
Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment Sun, Jun 03 2007 -
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Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Tue, May 22 2007 -
Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season Mon, Sep 19 2005 -
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Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude Wed, Sep 27 2006 -
Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece Fri, Jan 12 2007 -
Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again Tue, Feb 13 2007 -
Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window Thu, Oct 04 2007 -
Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Tue, May 22 2007
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New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans Sat, May 12 2007 -
Area Bassist Fellated Sat, May 12 2007 -
Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong Sat, May 12 2007 -
Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease Sat, May 12 2007 -
Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass Tue, Dec 18 2007
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Family Dog Barking At Evil Fri, Mar 30 2007 -
Dog Experiences Best Day Of Life For 400th Consecutive Day Sat, May 26 2007 -
Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog Wed, Mar 01 2006 -
Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog Tue, Oct 10 2006 -
Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark Thu, Dec 13 2007 -
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster Fri, Mar 30 2007
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