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• Supreme Court Holds Judicial Luau

  Wednesday, July 09, 2008

• Area Sauce Perfect

  Tuesday, July 08, 2008

• Fancy Home Defibrillator Used Only Once

  Monday, July 07, 2008

• Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason

  Saturday, July 05, 2008

• Endangered Manatee Struggles To Make Self Understood To Congress

  Friday, July 04, 2008

• Arizona Burned To Stop California Wildfire

  Thursday, July 03, 2008

• New Alternative Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070

  Thursday, July 03, 2008

• Solar-Power Technology Still Largely Confined To Calculators

  Wednesday, July 02, 2008

• Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into Forest

  Tuesday, July 01, 2008

• 8-Year-Old Forced To Eat Organic Macaroni And Cheese

  Monday, June 30, 2008

• Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality

  Sunday, June 29, 2008

• McCain Vows To Withdraw All Troops From The U.S.

  Saturday, June 28, 2008

• Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

  Friday, June 27, 2008

• Area Man Feels Guilty For Hating Annoying, Gay Coworker

  Thursday, June 26, 2008

• Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street

  Wednesday, June 25, 2008

• Kentucky Legislature Bans Gay Pet Weddings

  Tuesday, June 24, 2008

• Area Lottery Winner Pulls Off 'Get Poor Quick' Scheme

  Monday, June 23, 2008

• Area Man Experimenting With Homosexuality For Past Eight Years

  Monday, June 23, 2008

• Girlfriend Dumped After Forwarding Stupid Link

  Sunday, June 22, 2008

• Flaming-Streets Plan Passes In Tennessee

  Saturday, June 21, 2008

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