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Hewlett-Packard Introduces New Soup-Resistant Laptop
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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Angry FCC Fudging Tired Of All This Sugar
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
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Blackwater Security Hired To Protect U.S. Climate
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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Apology To Area Dog Insincere
Monday, July 21, 2008
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Time Warner CEO Announces Plans To Merge With Secretary
Sunday, July 20, 2008
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Earth Explodes
Saturday, July 19, 2008
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Gettysburg Battlefield Solemnly Urinated On
Friday, July 18, 2008
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Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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Nunchuck Mastery Displayed To Enemy
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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Car-Wash Employee Tragically Simonized
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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Entire City Council Meeting Devoted To Tree Stump
Monday, July 14, 2008
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Giant Undersea Cephalopods Targeted By Pepsi
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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New Boeing Jetliner Holds All But 300 People
Saturday, July 12, 2008
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Congress Raises 'Licking Syrup Off Your Plate' Age Limit To 13
Friday, July 11, 2008
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Stripper From Future Jumps Out Of Birthday Cake To Warn Humanity
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Supreme Court Holds Judicial Luau
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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Area Sauce Perfect
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
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Fancy Home Defibrillator Used Only Once
Monday, July 07, 2008
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Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
Saturday, July 05, 2008
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Endangered Manatee Struggles To Make Self Understood To Congress
Friday, July 04, 2008
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