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Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop
Sunday, May 11, 2008
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India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India
Saturday, May 10, 2008
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Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar
Friday, May 09, 2008
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Enterprising Dog Opens Own Kennel
Thursday, May 08, 2008
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Breakthrough Heinz Bottle Shoots Ketchup With Laser-Like Precision
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
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Pope Stays Up All Night Telling God About Trip To America
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
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Four-Year Descent Into Complete Self-Obsession Live-Blogged
Monday, May 05, 2008
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Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled
Sunday, May 04, 2008
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Urinator Apprehended
Saturday, May 03, 2008
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Workaholic Wakes Up In Pool Of Own Paperwork
Friday, May 02, 2008
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President Bush Unveils New 'Impotence Only' Sex Policy
Thursday, May 01, 2008
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Rowdy Teens Take Over Local Perkins
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Area Kindergartner Tackles The Shit Out Of Dream Girl
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere
Monday, April 28, 2008
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Boilermakers Protest Purdue's Mascot
Sunday, April 27, 2008
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Nation's Last Themeless Restaurant Closes
Saturday, April 26, 2008
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Entire Coffee Cake Consumed Over Trash Can
Friday, April 25, 2008
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Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon
Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Amtrak's New Lady Train Debuts
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Congress Overrun By Wolves
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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