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      Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss Sat, Jul 04 2009

      Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss

      95934

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-148_Eskimo Chef_Sun.mp3&title=Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Sat, Jul 04 2009

      eskimo_chef_works_magic_wit_0

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      McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun Fri, Jul 03 2009

      McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun

      95933

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/515_Beef_Bun_Sat.mp3&title=McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Fri, Jul 03 2009

      mcdonald_s_unveils_new_all

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      Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous' Thu, Jul 02 2009

      Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'

      95932

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-059_World_Famous_Pancakes_F.mp3&title=Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Thu, Jul 02 2009

      menu_describes_diners

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      Nation Fills Up On Bread Wed, Jul 01 2009

      Nation Fills Up On Bread

      95931

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-041_Bread_Th.mp3&title=Nation Fills Up On Bread&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Wed, Jul 01 2009

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      85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten Tue, Jun 30 2009

      85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten

      95930

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/03-023_U.S._Cole_Slaw_Remains_W.mp3&title=85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Tue, Jun 30 2009

      85_of_u_s_coleslaw_remains

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      Whaler Sandwich Not Sitting Too Good With Area Man Mon, Jun 29 2009

      Whaler Sandwich Not Sitting Too Good With Area Man

      95929

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/203_Whaler_T.mp3&title=Whaler Sandwich Not Sitting Too Good With Area Man&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Mon, Jun 29 2009

      whaler_sandwich_not_sitting_0

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      Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right Sun, Jun 28 2009

      Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right

      95928

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/143_Chicken_Done_M.mp3&title=Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right&issue=4527&prefix=ORN

      Sun, Jun 28 2009

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      Temp Puts Extensive Knowledge Of Alphabet To Good Use Sat, Jun 27 2009

      Temp Puts Extensive Knowledge Of Alphabet To Good Use

      95927

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-156_Alphabetizing_Temp_Sun.mp3&title=Temp Puts Extensive Knowledge Of Alphabet To Good Use&issue=4526&prefix=ORN

      Sat, Jun 27 2009

      temp_puts_extensive_0

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      Company's Sexual-Harrassment Policy Targets One Employee Fri, Jun 26 2009

      Company's Sexual-Harrassment Policy Targets One Employee

      95926

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-076_Sexual_Harrasment_Sat_F.mp3&title=Company's Sexual-Harrassment Policy Targets One Employee&issue=4526&prefix=ORN

      Fri, Jun 26 2009

      companys_sexual_harrassment

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      American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot Thu, Jun 25 2009

      American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot

      95925

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-254_Robots_Job_Outsourced_F.mp3&title=American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot&issue=4526&prefix=ORN

      Thu, Jun 25 2009

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    • Obesity

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        Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park Wed, May 24 2006

        Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park

        48721

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-094-Gravy-Park_W.mp3&title=Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park&issue=4221&prefix=ORN

        Wed, May 24 2006

        48721

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        Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster

        95472

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/621-Wicker-Chair-Disaster.mp3&title=Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

        obese_man_impaled_in_wicker

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        Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion Sat, Oct 13 2007

        Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion

        68064

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-034-hershey-pay_Sat.mp3&title=Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion&issue=4341&prefix=ORN

        Sat, Oct 13 2007

        hersheys_ordered_to_pay

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        Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill

        95473

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/03-005-Sugarfat.mp3&title=Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

        obese_children_brought_in_to

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        Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game Mon, Oct 30 2006

        Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game

        54574

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-194-Eating-Based-Game_M.mp3&title=Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game&issue=4243&prefix=ORN

        Mon, Oct 30 2006

        54574

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        New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity Sat, Dec 02 2006

        New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity

        55956

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-053-Lo-Cal-Sheep_Sat.mp3&title=New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity&issue=4248&prefix=ORN

        Sat, Dec 02 2006

        55956

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        Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment

        95474

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Obesity-Segment.mp3&title=Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

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        Wed, Dec 31 1969

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=&title=&issue=&prefix=ORN

        Wed, Dec 31 1969

    • playlist parents

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        Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Tue, May 22 2007

        Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity

        95231

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/80-Baby.mp3&title=Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity&issue=4521&prefix=ORN

        Tue, May 22 2007

        parents_of_80_pound_toddler

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        Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season Mon, Sep 19 2005

        Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season

        40548

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/05-148 dad character_M.mp3&title=Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season&issue=4137&prefix=ORN

        Mon, Sep 19 2005

        40548

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        Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter Tue, Aug 01 2006

        Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter

        51156

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-127-fathers-ghost_T.mp3&title=Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter&issue=4230&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Aug 01 2006

        51156

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        Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude Wed, Sep 27 2006

        Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude

        53309

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-165-Superior-Attitude_W.mp3&title=Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude&issue=4239&prefix=ORN

        Wed, Sep 27 2006

        53309

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        Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece Fri, Jan 12 2007

        Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece

        57334

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-226-child-conversation-piece_F.mp3&title=Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece&issue=4302&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Jan 12 2007

        57334

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        Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again Tue, Feb 13 2007

        Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again

        58502

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-028-Full-Time-Mom_T.mp3&title=Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again&issue=4307&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Feb 13 2007

        full_time_mother_drinking_on

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        Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window Thu, Oct 04 2007

        Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window

        67385

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-174-CEO-Son_Th.mp3&title=Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window&issue=4340&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Oct 04 2007

        mother_worries_ceo_son_might

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        Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Tue, May 22 2007

        Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements

        95232

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Periodic-Table.mp3&title=Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements&issue=4521&prefix=ORN

        Tue, May 22 2007

        concerned_parents_demand

    • playlist music

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        Rob Zombie To Crash At Your Place For Couple Of Days Thu, Jul 20 2006

        Rob Zombie To Crash At Your Place For Couple Of Days

        50599

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-091-Rob-Zombie_Th.mp3&title=Rob Zombie To Crash At Your Place For Couple Of Days&issue=4229&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Jul 20 2006

        50599

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        Researchers At Keith Moon Institute Destroy Institute Thu, Jun 08 2006

        Researchers At Keith Moon Institute Destroy Institute

        49210

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/3-06-108-Moon-Institute_Th.mp3&title=Researchers At Keith Moon Institute Destroy Institute&issue=4223&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Jun 08 2006

        49210

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        Rapper-Turned-Actor Turns Orthodontist Mon, Apr 30 2007

        Rapper-Turned-Actor Turns Orthodontist

        61009

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-071 Rapper Turned Orthadontist_M.mp3&title=Rapper-Turned-Actor Turns Orthodontist&issue=4317&prefix=ORN

        Mon, Apr 30 2007

        rapper_turned_actor_turns

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        New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans Sat, May 12 2007

        New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans

        95056

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-117-immy-Buffet.mp3&title=New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans&issue=4520&prefix=ORN

        Sat, May 12 2007

        new_jimmy_buffett_song_cold_0

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        Area Bassist Fellated Sat, May 12 2007

        Area Bassist Fellated

        95057

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/093-bassist-falatted-(arc).mp3&title=Area Bassist Fellated&issue=4520&prefix=ORN

        Sat, May 12 2007

        area_bassist_fellated

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        Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong Sat, May 12 2007

        Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong

        95058

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/171-Bluesman.mp3&title=Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong&issue=4520&prefix=ORN

        Sat, May 12 2007

        bluesman_claims_yemen_done

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        Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease Sat, May 12 2007

        Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease

        95059

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/263-Hammer-Ice.mp3&title=Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease&issue=4520&prefix=ORN

        Sat, May 12 2007

        rappers_mc_hammer_vanilla

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        Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass

        91972

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/290_Christian_Rockers.mp3&title=Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        christian_rockers_deny

    • playlist dogs

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        Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night Fri, Mar 30 2007

        Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night

        94167

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-081-Iceland.mp3&title=Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night&issue=4514&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Mar 30 2007

        dog_keeps_iceland_awake_all

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        Family Dog Barking At Evil Fri, Mar 30 2007

        Family Dog Barking At Evil

        94168

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-212-Evil.mp3&title=Family Dog Barking At Evil&issue=4514&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Mar 30 2007

        family_dog_barking_at_evil

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        Dog Experiences Best Day Of Life For 400th Consecutive Day Sat, May 26 2007

        Dog Experiences Best Day Of Life For 400th Consecutive Day

        61875

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-269-dogs-best-day_Sat.mp3&title=Dog Experiences Best Day Of Life For 400th Consecutive Day&issue=4321&prefix=ORN

        Sat, May 26 2007

        dog_experiences_best_day_of

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        Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog Wed, Mar 01 2006

        Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog

        45802

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-021_combined_dog_W.mp3&title=Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs To Make Reasonably Sized Dog&issue=4209&prefix=ORN

        Wed, Mar 01 2006

        45802

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        Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog Tue, Oct 10 2006

        Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog

        53897

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-170-Lazy-Satanist_T-2.mp3&title=Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog&issue=4240&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Oct 10 2006

        53897

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        Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark Thu, Dec 13 2007

        Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark

        71273

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-217-Barky-Dog_ThW-AD.mp3&title=Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark&issue=4350&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Dec 13 2007

        barky_dog_just_going_bark

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        Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster Fri, Mar 30 2007

        Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster

        94169

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/596-Dog-Suspected.mp3&title=Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster&issue=4514&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Mar 30 2007

        family_dog_suspected_cause

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