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Moment Of Silence Interrupted By New Tragedy Fri, Jul 10 2009 -
Area Man Still Waiting For Those Extra Napkins Thu, Jul 09 2009 -
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Large Hadron Collider Detects Elusive 'Lady Particle' Mon, Jul 06 2009 -
Pacifist Rooster Is Torn Apart In Cockfight Sun, Jul 05 2009 -
Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss Sat, Jul 04 2009 -
McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun Fri, Jul 03 2009 -
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Nation Fills Up On Bread Wed, Jul 01 2009
Featured Editor's Playlists
Add special collections of Onion Radio News to your playlist that have been hand-selected by the editors.
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Morgan Spurlock's Experiment To Try Heroin Enters 200th Day Tue, Jul 10 2007 -
Inner Cities Receive Soothing Heroin Tue, Jul 10 2007 -
Song About Heroin Used To Advertise Bank Sat, Sep 01 2007 -
Flood Of Cheap Afghan Heroin To Arrive Just In Time For Recession Sun, Sep 10 2006 -
Desperate Drug Addict Driven To Get Job Thu, Mar 08 2007
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Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park Wed, May 24 2006 -
Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster Sun, Jun 03 2007 -
Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion Sat, Oct 13 2007 -
Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill Sun, Jun 03 2007 -
Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game Mon, Oct 30 2006 -
New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity Sat, Dec 02 2006 -
Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment Sun, Jun 03 2007 -
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Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Tue, May 22 2007 -
Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season Mon, Sep 19 2005 -
Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter Tue, Aug 01 2006 -
Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude Wed, Sep 27 2006 -
Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece Fri, Jan 12 2007 -
Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again Tue, Feb 13 2007 -
Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window Thu, Oct 04 2007 -
Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Tue, May 22 2007
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Rob Zombie To Crash At Your Place For Couple Of Days Thu, Jul 20 2006 -
Researchers At Keith Moon Institute Destroy Institute Thu, Jun 08 2006 -
Rapper-Turned-Actor Turns Orthodontist Mon, Apr 30 2007 -
New Jimmy Buffett Song 'Cold Weather and Personal Responsibility' Disappoints Longtime Fans Sat, May 12 2007 -
Area Bassist Fellated Sat, May 12 2007 -
Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong Sat, May 12 2007 -
Rappers MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice Sign Apartment Lease Sat, May 12 2007 -
Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass Tue, Dec 18 2007
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