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      Prematurely Born-Again Christian Suffers Complications Tue, Jul 14 2009

      Prematurely Born-Again Christian Suffers Complications

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      Tue, Jul 14 2009

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      Neighbor Asked To Keep Glass-Shattering Down Mon, Jul 13 2009

      Neighbor Asked To Keep Glass-Shattering Down

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      Mon, Jul 13 2009

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      Area Woman To Award Herself To Winner Of Barroom Brawl Sun, Jul 12 2009

      Area Woman To Award Herself To Winner Of Barroom Brawl

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      Sun, Jul 12 2009

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      Abstinence-Only Education Ruined By Trip To Zoo Sat, Jul 11 2009

      Abstinence-Only Education Ruined By Trip To Zoo

      96631

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      Sat, Jul 11 2009

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      Moment Of Silence Interrupted By New Tragedy Fri, Jul 10 2009

      Moment Of Silence Interrupted By New Tragedy

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      Area Man Still Waiting For Those Extra Napkins Thu, Jul 09 2009

      Area Man Still Waiting For Those Extra Napkins

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      Thu, Jul 09 2009

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      Georgia Decriminalizes Public Urination Wed, Jul 08 2009

      Georgia Decriminalizes Public Urination

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      Netflix Doesn't Think Area Man Is Ready For ‘Blue Velvet’ Tue, Jul 07 2009

      Netflix Doesn't Think Area Man Is Ready For ‘Blue Velvet’

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      Tue, Jul 07 2009

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      Large Hadron Collider Detects Elusive 'Lady Particle' Mon, Jul 06 2009

      Large Hadron Collider Detects Elusive 'Lady Particle'

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      Mon, Jul 06 2009

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      Pacifist Rooster Is Torn Apart In Cockfight Sun, Jul 05 2009

      Pacifist Rooster Is Torn Apart In Cockfight

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      Sun, Jul 05 2009

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    • Supreme Court

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        Supreme Court Rules Tennesseans Are Sentient Beings Sun, Dec 02 2007

        Supreme Court Rules Tennesseans Are Sentient Beings

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        Sun, Dec 02 2007

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        Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules Thu, Nov 02 2006

        Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules

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        Thu, Nov 02 2006

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        Supreme Court Overturns Car Mon, Jun 02 2008

        Supreme Court Overturns Car

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        Mon, Jun 02 2008

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        Supreme Court Makes Pact To Lose Virginity By End Of Year Mon, Jul 02 2007

        Supreme Court Makes Pact To Lose Virginity By End Of Year

        90914

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        Mon, Jul 02 2007

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        Supreme Court Gets Free Box Of Shoes After Mentioning Nike In Ruling Fri, Nov 02 2007

        Supreme Court Gets Free Box Of Shoes After Mentioning Nike In Ruling

        90915

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        Fri, Nov 02 2007

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        Supreme Court To Break Up If Rehnquist Leaves Wed, May 02 2007

        Supreme Court To Break Up If Rehnquist Leaves

        90917

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/05-029_Court_Will_Break-up.mp3&title=Supreme Court To Break Up If Rehnquist Leaves&issue=4449&prefix=ORN

        Wed, May 02 2007

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    • Heroin

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        Morgan Spurlock's Experiment To Try Heroin Enters 200th Day Tue, Jul 10 2007

        Morgan Spurlock's Experiment To Try Heroin Enters 200th Day

        96826

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        Tue, Jul 10 2007

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        Inner Cities Receive Soothing Heroin Tue, Jul 10 2007

        Inner Cities Receive Soothing Heroin

        96827

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/179-Inner-Cities-Recieve-Heroin.mp3&title=Inner Cities Receive Soothing Heroin&issue=4530&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Jul 10 2007

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        Song About Heroin Used To Advertise Bank Sat, Sep 01 2007

        Song About Heroin Used To Advertise Bank

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        Sat, Sep 01 2007

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        Flood Of Cheap Afghan Heroin To Arrive Just In Time For Recession Sun, Sep 10 2006

        Flood Of Cheap Afghan Heroin To Arrive Just In Time For Recession

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        Sun, Sep 10 2006

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        Desperate Drug Addict Driven To Get Job Thu, Mar 08 2007

        Desperate Drug Addict Driven To Get Job

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        Thu, Mar 08 2007

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    • Obesity

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        Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park Wed, May 24 2006

        Obese BIllionaire Opens World's Largest Gravy Park

        48721

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        Wed, May 24 2006

        48721

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        Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster

        95472

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/621-Wicker-Chair-Disaster.mp3&title=Obese Man Impaled In Wicker-Chair Disaster&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

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        Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion Sat, Oct 13 2007

        Hershey's Ordered To Pay Obese Americans $135 Billion

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        Sat, Oct 13 2007

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        Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill

        95473

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/03-005-Sugarfat.mp3&title=Obese Children Brought In To Lap Up Sugar-Fat Spill&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

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        Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game Mon, Oct 30 2006

        Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game

        54574

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-194-Eating-Based-Game_M.mp3&title=Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game&issue=4243&prefix=ORN

        Mon, Oct 30 2006

        54574

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        New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity Sat, Dec 02 2006

        New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity

        55956

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-053-Lo-Cal-Sheep_Sat.mp3&title=New Low-Calorie Sheep Bred To Combat Wolf Obesity&issue=4248&prefix=ORN

        Sat, Dec 02 2006

        55956

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        Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment Sun, Jun 03 2007

        Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment

        95474

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Obesity-Segment.mp3&title=Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment&issue=4523&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jun 03 2007

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        Wed, Dec 31 1969

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    • playlist parents

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        Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity Tue, May 22 2007

        Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity

        95231

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/80-Baby.mp3&title=Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity&issue=4521&prefix=ORN

        Tue, May 22 2007

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        Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season Mon, Sep 19 2005

        Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season

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        Mon, Sep 19 2005

        40548

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        Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter Tue, Aug 01 2006

        Father's Ghost Still Neglects Daughter

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        Tue, Aug 01 2006

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        Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude Wed, Sep 27 2006

        Foster Parents Adopt Superior Attitude

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        Wed, Sep 27 2006

        53309

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        Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece Fri, Jan 12 2007

        Child Makes Lovely Conversation Piece

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        Fri, Jan 12 2007

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        Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again Tue, Feb 13 2007

        Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again

        58502

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-028-Full-Time-Mom_T.mp3&title=Full-Time Mother Drinking On The Job Again&issue=4307&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Feb 13 2007

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        Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window Thu, Oct 04 2007

        Mother Worries CEO Son Might Fall Out Of Corner-Office Window

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        Thu, Oct 04 2007

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        Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements Tue, May 22 2007

        Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements

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        Tue, May 22 2007

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