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• Plate Of Cookies Never Stood A Chance

  Friday, May 16, 2008

• Biologists Apologize For Release Of Giant Winged Serpents

  Thursday, May 15, 2008

• Obama Voicemail Message Not That Inspiring

  Wednesday, May 14, 2008

• Bear Searches For Food Inside Backpacker

  Tuesday, May 13, 2008

• Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer

  Monday, May 12, 2008

• Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop

  Sunday, May 11, 2008

• India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India

  Saturday, May 10, 2008

• Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar

  Friday, May 09, 2008

• Enterprising Dog Opens Own Kennel

  Thursday, May 08, 2008

• Breakthrough Heinz Bottle Shoots Ketchup With Laser-Like Precision

  Wednesday, May 07, 2008

• Pope Stays Up All Night Telling God About Trip To America

  Tuesday, May 06, 2008

• Four-Year Descent Into Complete Self-Obsession Live-Blogged

  Monday, May 05, 2008

• Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled

  Sunday, May 04, 2008

• Urinator Apprehended

  Saturday, May 03, 2008

• Workaholic Wakes Up In Pool Of Own Paperwork

  Friday, May 02, 2008

• President Bush Unveils New 'Impotence Only' Sex Policy

  Thursday, May 01, 2008

• Rowdy Teens Take Over Local Perkins

  Wednesday, April 30, 2008

• Area Kindergartner Tackles The Shit Out Of Dream Girl

  Tuesday, April 29, 2008

• Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere

  Monday, April 28, 2008

• Boilermakers Protest Purdue's Mascot

  Sunday, April 27, 2008

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