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• Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar

  Friday, May 09, 2008

• Enterprising Dog Opens Own Kennel

  Thursday, May 08, 2008

• Breakthrough Heinz Bottle Shoots Ketchup With Laser-Like Precision

  Wednesday, May 07, 2008

• Pope Stays Up All Night Telling God About Trip To America

  Tuesday, May 06, 2008

• Four-Year Descent Into Complete Self-Obsession Live-Blogged

  Monday, May 05, 2008

• Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled

  Sunday, May 04, 2008

• Urinator Apprehended

  Saturday, May 03, 2008

• Workaholic Wakes Up In Pool Of Own Paperwork

  Friday, May 02, 2008

• President Bush Unveils New 'Impotence Only' Sex Policy

  Thursday, May 01, 2008

• Rowdy Teens Take Over Local Perkins

  Wednesday, April 30, 2008

• Area Kindergartner Tackles The Shit Out Of Dream Girl

  Tuesday, April 29, 2008

• Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere

  Monday, April 28, 2008

• Boilermakers Protest Purdue's Mascot

  Sunday, April 27, 2008

• Nation's Last Themeless Restaurant Closes

  Saturday, April 26, 2008

• Entire Coffee Cake Consumed Over Trash Can

  Friday, April 25, 2008

• Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon

  Thursday, April 24, 2008

• Amtrak's New Lady Train Debuts

  Wednesday, April 23, 2008

• Congress Overrun By Wolves

  Tuesday, April 22, 2008

• Passover Seder Half-Assed

  Monday, April 21, 2008

• Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot

  Sunday, April 20, 2008

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