Science & Technology

Featured Science & Technology

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  iTunes To Sell You Your Home Videos For $1.99 Each

  CUPERTINO, CA—From the moment you record them, your most cherished home videos will be only a mouse click away.

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  New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most

  NEW YORK—By conquering your Fear and eating it in Heroic Portions, one can avoid the Eternal Occurrence of weight gain.

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  National Science Foundation: Science Hard

  INDIANAPOLIS—The newly discovered 'Law Of Difficulty' holds true for all branches of science, from astronomy to molecular biology.

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  Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable Ancient Evils

  HASAKE, SYRIA—When archaeologist Edward Whitson joined a Penn State University dig in Hasake last year, he did so to participate in the excavation of a Late Bronze Age settlement rich in pottery shards and clay figurines. Whitson had hoped to determine whether the items contained within the site were primarily Persian or Assyrian in origin.