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Shaq, Cavaliers Start To Bond After Rollerblading Around Cleveland 11.07.09

CLEVELAND—After strapping on inline skates for the first time ever Monday, Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal and his new teammates bonded while Rollerblading through the streets of Cleveland.more»

Yankees Fan

95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series 11.06.09

NEW YORK–Michael Grippo, a 95-year-old Bronx native, told reporters Wednesday that he is "worried sick" that he won't live to see the Yankees win another 27 World Series titles.more»

Favre

Brett Favre Avenges Storied 16-Year Career With Packers 11.05.09

GREEN BAY, WI—Brett Favre beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday for the second time this season, his decisive 38-26 victory exacting some...more»

Marathon Winner

New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse 11.05.09

NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a blood sample taken from his fetlock was found to contain high levels of performance-enhancing horse.more»

SEC

SEC Replay Official Overturns 'Roe v. Wade' 11.03.09

TUSCALOOSA, AL—A Southeastern Conference replay official conducting a video review of a sideline catch during the Alabama-Tennessee game...more»

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ESPN

Pardon The Interruption (ESPN) 5:30pm EDT/4:30 pm CDT

Tony Kornheiser really gets into this week's Role Play, completely fooling Michael Wilbon with his Michelle Wie impersonation.

This Week In Sports History

Harvard

1904: After completely forgetting to put a roof on their new science lecture hall, Harvard University claims to have constructed the first stadium made specifically for football games.

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