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New Orleans Moves To No. 3 In NFL Power Rankings 02.08.10

MIAMI—On the heels of their 31-17 win over the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, the New Orleans Saints rose to the third spot in the most recent NFL team power rankingsmore»

Recruit

Top Recruit Tricked Into Committing To Notre Dame 02.08.10

ST. PAUL, MN—One of the most sought-after high school recruits of the year, Seantrel Henderson, a 340-pound, 6-foot-8 offensive tackle, unwittingly signed with Notre Dame after Fighting Irish coach Brian Kelly played a series of mind tricks on the senior.more»

Mickelson McCarron

Phil Mickelson Demands Scott McCarron Publicly Apologize To Pitching Wedge 02.06.10

RANCHO SANTA FE, CA—In response to accusations of cheating that he called hurtful, insensitive, and simply not true, Phil Mickelson lashed out at Scott McCarron Thursday, demanding that his fellow PGA Tour member publicly apologize for humiliating Mickelson's 20-year-old pitching wedge.more»

Manning

Peyton Manning Studying Saints Game Film From 1974 02.05.10

MIAMI—According to his teammates and coaches, Colts quarterback Peyton Manning has been sequestered in the film room at Sun Life Stadium for the last three days reviewing game tape from the Saints' 1974 season.more»

Fans

Thoughtful Nation Questioning Whether Anyone Can Really 'Win' The Super Bowl 02.05.10

MIAMI—As the Super Bowl captures the country's attention, excitement over the NFL's championship game is muted somewhat by the persistent question of whether winning, or losing for that matter, holds any absolute value—a question that has many football fans pondering the meaning of the game itself.more»

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MLB

MLB Tonight (MLB Network) 6:00pm EST/5:00pm CST

Hosts Bob Costas and Victor Rojas analyze which pitchers and catchers will get through airport security the easiest and which will struggle on their way to spring training in the coming weeks

This Week In Sports History

Stern

1984: After collecting the Seventh Seal and locking it into place atop Dunk Mountain, Daniel Stern is permitted to ascend to the title of NBA commissioner.

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