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WHAT TO WATCH FOR
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From the Sports Vault
- Giants: 'We Almost Beat The Patriots Once, We Can Almost Beat Them Again'
- Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's
- Report: Browns Hoped Quinn Would Hold Out For Months
- Packers Tell Fans They Gave Favre To A Nice Farm Family
- Michael Vick Hopes Jail Is Like The Longest Yard Without All The Throwing
- Barry Bonds Home-Run Scandal Somehow Becomes Feel-Good Sports Story Of Summer
- Terry Francona Sends Eric Gagne Down To Made-Up Triple-A Team
- Bud Selig Nervously Informs Ozzie Guillen That White Sox Aren't Making Playoffs
- Jose Canseco Composes Opera About Steroids
- Torre, Steinbrenner Have Most Awkward Bathroom Encounter Of Their Lives
Photo Finish
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Bruce Bowen Fouls Back In
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Greg Maddux Wears Sweater-Vest To Mound
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Sam Cassell Seen Playing For Rockets, Suns, Celtics
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Jackie Robinson Honored With Trivia Question
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Sepia-Toned Player Being Called The Next DiMaggio
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C.C. Sabathia's Paunch Undulates Hypnotically In Cool Spring Breeze
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David Ortiz Plays Games In Japan Wearing Camera, Fanny Pack
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Red Sox Begin Long Sea Voyage To Japan For Opener
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Rare Miami Heat Basket Captured On Videotape
This Week In Sports History
May 9, 2008
Latest:
- Six Players Run Out To Shortstop After Coach Says, 'Get In There, Castillo'
- Chris Chelios Plays In Record 100,00th Playoff Game
- Stranded Baserunner Forced To Survive On Nuts And Berries Of Wrigley Field Ivy
- Avery Johnson: 'It Was An Honor To Coach This Underachieving Bunch Of Chokers'
- Texas Rangers Philosophically Eliminated From Playoffs
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