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LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan 11.20.09

WASHINGTON—Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop jumping during professional basketball games in order to properly honor recent Hall of Fame inductee Michael Jordan.more»

Eagles

Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive 11.19.09

SAN DIEGO—The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes off the game clock.more»

Colts Pats

Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime 11.19.09

INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.more»

Arod

Mickey Mouse Noticeably Avoids A-Rod During Trip To Disney World 11.17.09

ORLANDO, FL—Members of the Yankees couldn't help but notice that the resort's iconic mascot Mickey Mouse made a special effort to avoid Alex...more»

Royals

Kansas City Fails To Pick Up Option On Royals 11.16.09

KANSAS CITY, MO—In an expected move Wednesday, the City of Kansas City declined to pick up their 2010 option on the Royals baseball club,...

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MLB's Ground Rule Double (MLB Network) 11:00pm EST/10:00pm CST

Though the title of the show is catchy enough, co-anchors Bobby Valentine and Tino Martinez struggle to enjoy themselves as they are forced to show every clip twice.

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1928: Notre Dame loses its first home football game since 1905 when another team shows up to play against them.

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