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Thursday, May 7, 2009

On 50-to-1 Shot Mine That Bird Winning The Kentucky Derby:

Area Man
"Damn! What are the odds?"

Woman
"As the second-biggest upset in Derby history, Mine That Bird will go down in history along with whatever horse was the biggest."

Old Man
"I just don't understand why the guy who had the best shot at winning would let that happen."

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