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Thursday, March 27, 2008

On Baseball's Opening Day

"Woo! Only 2,418 games until baseball is over!"

"What, already? I still haven't finished watching the 1998 season, so don't spoil the ending for me."

"Why, I remember when my father and I used to wake up at 5:30 in the morning and watch the season start in Japan."

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