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Thursday, March 13, 2008

On Brett Favre's Place In History:

Old Man
"Like Unitas, Starr, and Payton before him, he's a legend that will bore children for generations to come."

Area Man
"Whoa, hold up. He's not in the Hall of Fame yet.”

Bald Man
"Long after people forget Brett Favre the player, they'll remember Brett Favre the man. The man who threw for 442 TDs and over 60,000 yards."

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