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Thursday, May 22, 2008

On Chipper Jones' Chances Of Hitting .400 For The Season:

Woman
"It'd be a lot easier on him if he was hitting .800 now, so he could relax a bit down the road."

Bald Man
"The only way that could possibly happen is if he gets two hits per every five at bats."

Old Man
"He'll definitely do it, since I can't see him lasting more than a couple of days without a season-ending injury."

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