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Thursday, May 22, 2008

On Chipper Jones' Chances Of Hitting .400 For The Season:

"It'd be a lot easier on him if he was hitting .800 now, so he could relax a bit down the road."

"The only way that could possibly happen is if he gets two hits per every five at bats."

"He'll definitely do it, since I can't see him lasting more than a couple of days without a season-ending injury."

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