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Thursday, March 6, 2008

On Congress Insisting On Being Involved In Sports Investigations:

Bald Man
"At least it's not as meddlesome as when Sen. Tom Harkin (D-IA) hit 28 home runs and got 124 RBI in 1998."

Old Man
"I've never seen Americans jump up and down while screaming after hearing news about Iraq or the education crisis, so I guess sports are important to this country."

Woman
"I think only the Senate should get involved. The House should investigate unfair movie and album reviews."

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