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Thursday, April 23, 2009

On Derrick Rose's Record-Setting Playoff Performance:

"That was the greatest individual performance in Chicago Bulls history."

"Not only could no one stop him, it seemed like no one on the court even wanted to play defense at all."

"And then they lost the second game, so he must feel like a total dick."

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