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Thursday, May 15, 2008

On Further Developments In the Patriots' Videotaping Scandal:

Area Man
"Ssshh. They might be taping us right now."

Bald Man
"Where is it written that Bill Belichick isn't allowed to do whatever he wants?"

Old Man
"This whole story about taping the walkthrough before Super Bowl XXXVI just doesn't hold water. The St. Louis Rams are just a myth."

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