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Thursday, April 17, 2008

On Herschel Walker Announcing He Has Multiple Personality Disorder:

"So, the Vikings actually acquired 12 Herschel Walkers back in 1989? Wow, that team just can't win for losing."

"I was wondering why all his pass receptions were also recorded as interceptions."

"No way...I would've said dissociative fugue, tops."

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