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Thursday, August 14, 2008

On India's First Olympic Individual Gold Medal:

"Abhinav was shooting like the reincarnation of Tevarit Majchacheep!"

"Meanwhile in America, we're so apologetic for our gun users. Shame on us. Where is our Olympic spirit?"

"I guess it pays to be born into the 10m Air Rifle caste."

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