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Thursday, March 20, 2008

On March Madness:

"Ah, college basketball season. The best three weeks of the year."

"You can't put 65 closely ranked teams in a tournament together! Just think of all the outcomes! It's mad I tell you! Mad!"

"Hopefully there are no upsets and all the favorites win by no less than 20 points. My heart simply can’t take it."

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